This may be a grass seed but in her imagination it is a miniature bunch of flowers.
This may look like a fishtail loomband bracelet but is in fact a double fishtail loomband bracelet (as named by the Big One before we found out it is in fact actually called a double fishtail).
I may look like a pre-schooler but I think you will find I have graduated.
I may look like a beautiful English rose against a perfect summer sky but I am actually poised across your path ready to deploy my razor thorns and strike upon your forehead at any moment.
I may look intricate and complicated but I can be created by a 6 year old in a matter of minutes.
I may look like a random assortment of scrap metal atop a beaten up car but I am in fact a mobile art installation.
I may look like I am going to kick the ball this way but I will actually be kicking the ball the other way and breaking the drainpipe.
I may look like a popular blog with my highest ever Tots100 ranking ever but I am in fact a spam-magnet with an occasional hardy reader who I would like to thank graciously.
*offers thanks graciously*
Please pop along to some much higher ranked bloggers than I including the wonderful The Boy and Me.
Love this. Great pictures (they always are) and very clever words. Bravo!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your highest Tots score too. x
great Tots score honey :-) i am quite liking the art installation :-) xx
ReplyDeleteoooh well done on your tots score - i have never made it into the top 100
ReplyDeletei have seen so many loom pics recently - i feel i am missing out. well done to your now graduated boy - exciting times for him then come september x
Love the art installation and gorgeous English rose. As for the loom bands...if I see another loom band I shall scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol, brilliant pics and the words made me chuckle too! :)
ReplyDeleteBaha! Tots just confuses me, I too am spammed on an hourly basis if not more but am slowly climbing back into three figures after a gracious tumble into the oblivion. Anyhow, love the stories behind the pics and I quite the like the art work - although I initially read it as a random assortment of crap ;)
ReplyDeleteI am fairly sure that your Tots ranking is due to your witty and clever writing and rather marvellous photos. Great photos, I love the roses one, really great colours.
ReplyDeleteFabulous Tots score, well done! I love these photos too!! And FYI...that bracelet looks well complicated! lol x
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