Monday, 28 November 2011

Tattoos

The Princess tiptoed to me and whispered that she wanted a tattoo.
A rose perhaps on her hip?
A Love and Hate across her knuckles?
A dolphin on her ankle?

No a butterfly on her hand.
And a spider on her arm.
And another butterfly on the other arm.
And another butterfly on her other hand.

My artistic abilities have been tested but, the face paints and dodgy brush aside (always blame your tools), I don't think my efforts are too shabby.



Her reciprocal tattoo on my hand however could be interpreted in many ways.


And not to be outdone....

His Wee-ness

Can you tell what it is yet?

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Saturday, 26 November 2011

Saturday is Caption Day

We went walking this week (well we go walking every day of every week which you kind of have to do if you own a dog) and as I was setting up a photograph of the Princess my back was turned. When I turned back this is what I found.

Socks and Shoes in Stamford


What witty-ness is out there this week?

Think up a caption and post it in the comments. Then head over to the Queen of Captions, Mammasaurus, to see the other photos queuing up for your captions.


Friday, 25 November 2011

Walk with me a while...

... along some leaf strewn paths that dazzle with jewel like colours, down a cobbled lane that wrecks your heels, across a river populated with expectant ducks, and past some oddities that catch the eye. Or in other words, our morning walks with Misty Moo.

I took these photos over a couple of mornings which explains the mist suddenly disappearing and Princess's outfit change mid walk (she is not in the habit of taking a change of outfit on our dog walks ordinarily).

Our street is very ordinary so I will spare you the pebble dash semis and start with a little colour, a little leaf action and some rather fetching railings.

autumn leaves

green railings

Thhrowing leaves

And down this cobbled street ...

kingsmill lane stamford cobbled street
 ...to the meadows, the river, and the ducks. And I always forget to bring bread for them. I don't think they go hungry though.

River Welland Stamford

ducks from above


river welland stamford meadows

autumn leaves

Finally a stop off at a couple of local landmarks. Wouldn't stop there for a picnic mind.

daniel lambert cemetery stamford

stamford mosaics

Right, who's for a cup of tea?



Thursday, 24 November 2011

Wot So Funee

I just had to tell you this one...

The Big One: Mummy, can I have an xbox?
Me: Well, Christmas is coming and you will have to see what Santa brings. *not an xbox*
The Big One: But I need one now.
Me: Christmas is not for another 4 weeks.
The Big One: But it's not a Christmas present. *Big Sigh* It's just an xbox.
Me: It's not just an xbox. They are expensive and they are definitely something that Santa brings. *I definitely should not have said 'definitely'*
The Big One: BUT IT'S NOT A SANTA PRESENT! We have them all the time.
Me: Eh?
The Big One: I just want to make a model turtle with it. Look.

Produces instructions to make a turtle using an...

Egg Box.



Note to self: Get my hearing checked.

Head over to Actually Mummy where there are more Funeeees!


Wot So Funee?

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

So Proud

With a brief like "Something you are proud of" for The Gallery, I have only one choice and that is my beautiful, amazing, sometimes annoying, and more often gobsmackingly awesome children.

Every day there is something, a little thing, a massive thing, that makes me so proud of who they are and what they will become.

The Big One is everything a big brother should be, caring, bossy and thoughtful with a small dash of cheekiness thrown in. The Princess will be protected by her brothers, but will forge a path all for herself and will look after them in her stride. The Wee One will be mischievous, make me gasp at his nerve and will have courage beyond his fears.

Together they are invincible.


The Gallery is the brainchild of Tara at Sticky Fingers.


Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Snap Slappers - Week 2

Hello.

My name is Five Go Blogging and I am an addict.

I hereby declare this meeting of Picnik-aholics Anonymous open.

Thank you MelkshamMum for pointing out my addict status on twitter last night. I have previously been in denial but this is the natural course for addicts I have found. Denial first, realisation and then the cry out for help.

HELP fellow addicts! HELP ME!

I don't want help to overcome my addiction though. I want your help to populate this linky.

Pick a snap, any snap. Slap some effects on it and post. Then link up here for mutual admiration and 'oohs' and 'ahhhs' at the madness and artistic delight.

This is a pic I took in the summer (the clue is the sunshine, bright clothing and lack of raincoat).


 And by the magic that is Picnik I have transformed it to this.



I can't wait to see yours so don't forget to link up, grab the badge and tell your friends.
The more the merrier x


Five Go Blogging Snap Slappers