High: Telling you he needs a wee/poo before doing a wee/poo
Low: Telling you he needs a wee/poo as he does a wee/poo on your foot
High: Getting all the wee/poo in the potty
Low: Spilling all the wee/poo over floor whilst trying to dispose of it in the toilet
High: Saving a fiver a week on nappies and spending it on wine
Low: Needing at least a bottle of wine a night to de-stress
High: How potty training promotes his independence
Low: How he shuts the bathroom door on you
High: Choosing big boy pants
Low: Throwing away big boy pants rather than deal with poo accidents
High: His look of self congratulation on his face when he 'makes' it
Low: His look of concentration on his face whilst performing
High: Giving you advance warning that he wants a wee/poo
Low: Repeatedly giving you advance warning that he might want a wee/poo between the hours of 2.00am and 4.00am
High: Holding on till you can get to a public convenience whilst out shopping
Low: Paying 20p to get into public convenience for it to be a false alarm
High: Not needing to take nappies, wipes and nappy sacks out with you anymore
Low: Needing to take 3 changes of clothes, a roll of bin bags and a potty everywhere you go for the next month
High: He has progressed to doing poos on the potty
Low: He takes a comic into the toilet with him
High: He is potty trained
Low: But where has my baby gone :-(
